New Pipeline Secures America's Energy Future

There is an oil pipeline being built through Oklahoma, Texas and several other states in the US into Canada.  The oil pipeline is about halfway complete.  When it is completed the pipeline will be bigger than the pipeline in Alaska, and will make sure that America can keep getting oil.  The oil originates in Canada and flows into America.  This will eliminate our dependency on foreign oil.  Instead of taking Middle Eastern oil we can take Canada's oil.

This will make America economically independent as it relates to oil.  This is good because it will create more jobs for Americans in both the short term and in the long term.  We are better allies with Canada, than we are with the Middle East.  The oil pipeline is going to be built no matter what people say...it's inevitable!

This will also create more advancements in science and technology because we will have to create solutions for the pipeline.  

There will be very little impact on the environment because engineers that are working in conjunction with environmental engineers will make sure that there is to be very little environmental impact.  It will be an underground pipeline system, thereby making it safer from earthquakes and acts of terrorism.  

The National Guard will keep our oil pipelines including this one and other pipelines we build in the United States secure.

The Army Corp of Engineers and other engineering groups will help this oil pipeline and other pipelines along with the National Guard, thereby making it patriotic and extremely safe!

It's an absolute necessity that we do this.  It's important to use up every natural resource we have in America and Canada before we start using renewable resources.

Zombies!

THE ZOMBIES ARE THE NEW ROSWELL!

Zombies are misunderstood by popular culture!  Even though zombies can kill....they are only killing in self defense, because they are the more evolved version of us.  Most legitimate scientists believe in the theory of evolution therefore they have to believe that zombies are just another step in evolution.  If you want the perfect collective that does not make as many mistakes as our present human race, then you want zombies!

There are technically two different kinds of zombies: mindless zombies and thinking zombies.  

The thinking zombies are like the high command structure of zombies.  They order the non thinking zombies around and tell them what to do.  They tell them who to make into a zombie and who not to make into a zombie.  Zombies are very efficient at avoiding disease because they they don't bite anyone who has been infected with viruses, bacteria or any other disease.  They also require very few periods of rest...and they don't require sleep.

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) came out with several contradictory statements about the theoretical possibilities of zombies.  The Director the CDC claims they are trying to help people with being prepared for other emergencies :

 We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, "If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack."

Just in case you didn't know, these are the symptoms of becoming a zombie.  The reason that I'm titling this post "Zombies are the new Roswell" is because years ago there were claims at Area 51 that an alien spacecraft crashed with alien bodies at this top secret military base...also called Area 51.  Now there's an extraordinary claim that there are zombie stuff at the CDC, such as saying that zombies are real, that's what the original CDC report said.  Hence the term 'zombies are the new Roswell.'

The Symptoms

Depending on the person and the location of the entry point, an infected person may have hours before reanimating. Here is a timetable of symptoms according to Max Brooks:

Hour 1: Pain and discoloration (brown-purple) of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound (provided the infection came from a wound).

Hour 5: Fever (99-103 degrees F), chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute pain in the joints.

Hour 8: Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever (103-106 degrees F), increased dementia, loss of muscular coordination.

Hour 11: Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate.

Hour 16: Coma.

Hour 20: Heart stoppage. Zero brain activity.

Hour 23: Reanimation.

The government employees that are spokespersons and those that write articles about zombies have to be more careful when they are divulging information...and this is a clear example of why.  Even if you're telling the truth in this case you have to be careful on how you say it.

This article can be used by scientists and others to point out what conspiracy theorists in the government got right for a change.  Just to out-do the supposed news gathering network of news reporters.